Rock Hard Neighbor

Brian Murphy.
Neighbor from hell.
Crude. Conceited. Total caveman.
He asked me to marry him so he can win a custody battle.
I should say hell no... right?

The day we met, he barged into my house half-naked.
Tall. Dark. Handsome.
And rock-hard abs that had my mouth watering.
He told me I had no business moving to the mountains.

Now, he's fighting a custody battle and needs my help.
He asked me to become his temporary bride. The nerve of this guy.
I barely know anything about him or his mysterious past.

Mom always said love thy neighbor - but in this case, it would mean playing with fire.