She’s out of my league, but that won’t stop me from trying to score…

I don’t do relationships. No way. As one of Manchester United’s top players—and playboys—I’m only looking to score, on the pitch and off it too.

Until I meet Kate.

She’s smart, ambitious, and beautiful, and unlike all the other women I meet, she doesn’t give a damn about who I am. She doesn’t even like football!

A woman like her would probably never go for me, but I can’t stop thinking about her, no matter what I do. I can barely even kick straight on the pitch when I see her; all I can think of is those delicious curves and that gorgeous smile.

So now there’s only one thing I want to score by the end of this season, and it’s sure as hell not the Premier League trophy…