(Not) the One

Three reasons why rebound s-e-x with my hot neighbor is a very bad idea. 1. My life is already complicated enough 2. He knows I wear Batman undies (please don’t ask) 3. He’s older, sophisticated and so hot he makes me go weak at the knees. I know that’s more than three. But it still didn’t stop me. On paper, we’re the worst kind of match.