What’s a girl have to do to lose her virginity around here? When I decided to ditch my v-card, I figured Greek Row was a sure thing. I didn’t count on Cooper-the-cockblocking-jockhole-DeLaurentis or his misplaced sense of bro code derailing my plans. Fine. Waverly's most notorious wide-receiver wants to play games? I’m in—and I’m playing to win.