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I'm New York's hottest bachelor, and they want me to pose as Santa this year. And the media turns it quickly to "Naughty Santa.” I’m looking for an elf that’ll hop off the shelf and entertain him. Just my luck that she’s cute, spicy, and doesn’t put up with me. Thankfully she looks stunning in a tutu and elf shoes. Too bad she hates my guts.