Wedding Crasher

I just kissed a girl I've never met to save her from humiliation.

There’s a reason I don’t often come back to my home town.
A few actually. Hollywood’s bright lights didn’t help.
But reason number one is Suzie freaking Collins.
She was a cow at high school, and nothing’s changed.
When I see her attacking some chick in a coffee shop, I step in.
I kiss the girl, and in an instant I’m hard as a rock. I can’t hide it.
This girl’s real, not some rake-thin movie starlet.
But there’s a problem – she’s in love.
Not with me, but her dead boyfriend.
Her first love.
How can I compete with that?
All I know is I’m going to give Lucy a wedding.

Whether she wants one or not…