Wasted Words: Inspired by Jane Austen's Emma (The Austens Book 1)

Reasons why I'm not allowed to fall in love with my roommate: He's my best friend, he's too hot for the known universe, never mind me, he's a giant, and I can't even open a pickle jar without assistance, opposites could never attract that effectively. Instead, I'll matchmake him, just like I do everybody. What could possibly go wrong? *Inspired by Jane Austen's Emma*