Pregnant with My Roommate's Dad

Daily schedule: Wake up. Party. Crush on the roommate’s dad. Repeat. My best friend literally lives with me. And I drool over her dad right in front of her eyes. He adores my curves. He nurtures the crazy side of me. And now… Now he’s also put a baby in me. Guess who will have to toss her party schedule in the trash in less than nine months?