Grumpaholic

First, she put me on the evening news with a d- well, it rhymes with "lick" - in my mouth. No, not a real one; a mural she spray-painted on the wall of one of my buildings. Twig, berries…the whole veiny thing. People call me a grump. A prick. “The most hated man in New York City”, which is really saying something, even if I don’t care.