Bad Boy Bachelor Claus

New York’s hottest bachelor is on the hunt, dressed up as Mr. Claus and looking for an elf that’ll hop off the shelf and entertain him. Just my luck that she’s cute, spicy, and doesn’t put up with me. Thankfully she looks stunning in a tutu and elf shoes. But my playboy ways haven’t won me any favors with her over the last ten years and that’s never going to change. Or is it?