The Erotic Civil War by General Daniel Sickles

Discovered in the basement of a Spanish brothel, this long-lost manuscript presents the Civil War exactly as the irrepressible General Daniel Sickles experienced it: raw, throbbing, and dripping with lust. From the first thrust at Fort Sumter to the final shuddering release at Appomattox, Sickles narrates every campaign as an epic sexual conquest.