I would be much better without Rhys Malek in my life, I even have a list of reasons: One, Rhys Malek annoys the sh$t out of me. Two, Rhys Malek is way too hot for his own good — for my own good. Three, I can’t stop thinking about him in ways I shouldn’t be thinking about him. Oh, and he’s my bodyguard. So there is no way of avoiding him.