Hard Code

My new assignment at work: test out toys. Yup, that kind. One problem? The showgirl who's supposed to test the hardware (as in, the actual toys) joins a nunnery. Another problem? This project is important to my Russian boss, the broody, mouthwateringly sexy Vlad, a.k.a. The Impaler. There's only one solution: test both the software and the hardware myself...with his help.