Grumpy Puck

The one time I decide to indulge my teammates and pull a prank on our mascot, I end up pissing off the quirkiest, sexiest woman I’ve ever met. I hate so much about Florida, so it comes as a shock when I find something in this awful state I don’t hate: Calliope. Pretending to date her is going to drive me insane, and that’s before we’re forced to share a hotel room…with one bed.