Claimed by the Alien Tyrant

A simple hike in the woods on a clearly marked trail ended with me being abducted by an alien warlord to join his army. Spoiler alert: I'm not a warrior. All I could do was wait and follow Lord Kruth's orders obediently. I'd work out my escape later, but the more time I spent around Lord Kruth, the less I was sure I even wanted to escape.