Triplets for the Barbarians

I laughed when my friends succumbed to the charms of those big-horned aliens. But now, caught in the irresistible allure of Fadai and Yossul, I find myself in the throes of a civil war, struggling to keep my composure. Amidst the chaos, a fiery romance blossoms, its intensity magnified by the harshness of war. To my astonishment, I soon discover I'm carrying triplets growing at the speed of light.